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'When God is silent': what counts as hearing from the Lord?

• What does it mean to 'hear from the Lord,' and how often should we expect it?

Ben brings a question from his Bible study, whose paragraph heading was 'when God is silent': the author wrote that he experienced God's silence for a couple of weeks and freaked out, and Ben expected a relatable years-long drought story — 'Oh, two weeks. I thought you were going to be like years, you know, like the rest of us.' The hosts debate what 'hearing from the Lord' even means: Mike admits he had a hard time reading Nahum and Habakkuk ('Lord, I just don't know what you're trying to communicate to me here') and counts maybe two to three real 'movements' a year; Silas says if you count little daily convictions — 'my road rage has been checked in the last three weeks' — then 'I hear it from the Lord all the time.' They discuss whether conviction of sin and a verse standing out counts as an experience with God, note Philip was only called to the desert road once (a capital-letter experience), argue over whether creation 'does the talking' apart from the Spirit's help, and land on stories of kids who heard it all growing up until a real encounter made everything make sense — and the unanswerable question of why God withholds that.

From No. 603 · Found Out

'It's not a religion, it's a relationship': framing the big question

• Does God want a relationship with you - and if so, what do we actually mean by it?

Ben frames the night's first big question: the phrase 'it's not a religion, it's a relationship' is common, and evangelicals say 'God wants to be in relationship with you' - but is it true, and if so, what do we mean? The room goes around with biblical context: 'I am the vine, you are the branches' (John 15) as intimate closeness; the band that sang 'Jesus is a friend of mine'; bride and bridegroom; 'us as children, his children'; 'obedience equals love' - 'if you love me you will obey my commandments' (Gospel of John). One host is turned off by 'preacher talk' - which is ironic, given his life - and another notes the images (vine, bride, children, Israel) are all corporate: children, not child. David's 'you knit me in my mother's womb' (Psalm 139) gets raised as the genuinely personal counterpoint.

From No. 602 · Relationship Counseling

'Submit to spiritual authority': elder as responsibility, not office

Mike questions pastors who tell congregants to 'submit to spiritual authority' while meaning themselves: biblically, God's Word is authoritative and the Holy Spirit fills in the grays — the Bible prescribes and describes but does not answer 'should I move to Sacramento and start a youth group?' Dan adds the New Testament's plurality of elders: a responsibility of the wise, not a capitalized job title reduced to voting, policy-making, and approving budgets. The room agrees the modern church has corporatized eldership into offices, and that a lone 'bull' atop a large congregation is not a healthy model.

From No. 600 · Rage The Elephant

Ask the Pastor: encouraging perseverance with no payoff in sight

• How do you pastorally encourage perseverance when there is no visible payoff?

Boova's Ask the Pastor comes from a man at his church: two and a half years separated with no divorce finalized, co-parenting with a spouse running the other direction while he himself has gotten sober, steady, and safer — and he is tired of being the bigger person. The question is how to pastorally encourage perseverance when the payoff may never come. The hosts answer: keep walking toward Christ and let God reveal Himself and then reveal you; the real weariness comes from watching what someone else is doing, which is a forgiveness issue; and one host quotes Hebrews 12 on running with endurance, keeping eyes on Jesus. Practical counsel lands too: keep everything on paper and route communication through text messages. The segment closes with the Bob Eisenlauer complaint line, (515) 517-0085.

From No. 599 · Call Me Hoopi

Dear LFTP: the single man and the holiday cliques

• Would it be wrong for the lonely single man to start declining holiday invitations?

The first Dear LFTP letter: a single man, happy with his life and plenty of friends and family, dreads the holidays — at Thanksgiving and Christmas gatherings of 15 to 25 people, everyone breaks into cliques while he sits with no one engaging him, leaving him depressed and lonely; would it be wrong to decline the invitations? The room's counsel: 'come and knock on our door' — the Three's Company theme with John Ritter — stop sitting in the bushes waiting to be invited in and go join a clique; don't pout, don't force it, be pleasant, ask about the kids, ask Steve about retirement. Silas, himself a single man, says any isolation he ever felt was his own fault: 'I isolated myself... drive myself, have fun, and then when I'm done, I can cut a trail' — the Irish goodbye. Detour: the AI going through old episodes keeps asking 'in episode 316, who's Chad?' — a make-believe nothing, though 'Where's Chad? That's not your concern, Mom' becomes a running bit. The Secular answer: 'you are in charge of your own destiny' — get up and join the groups, or come for a short visit and leave; but 'you got to tell your mama why you didn't show up for Christmas,' and 'if you don't show up and nobody says anything, that's probably the hint.' Alternative exit strategy: 'go serve in a kitchen or something.'

From No. 603 · Found Out

Dear LFTP: the grandma, 'Libby,' and the weight comment

• Was I wrong to mention my concern about Libby's weight?

Mike reads the letter: she moved 2,000 miles to be near her daughter's family; granddaughter 'Libby' was diagnosed with a medical condition and put on weight. At her daughter's she started to mention concern about Libby's weight; her son-in-law cut her off, said she shouldn't talk about it, and walked away. Later he came to her house: filter what you say; you've made remarks that hurt the grandchildren. She apologized by text; her daughter never came to talk. 'Was I wrong? Am I wrong?' The hosts: the letter is missing key bits - tone, history, what else she's said. Maybe the parents are hypersensitive or guilty about parenting; maybe grandma 'just feels like she has to say the things all the time.' It lands as judgment: 'you show up what once every three months and then all of a sudden you're like, man that kid put on some weight.' But asking 'I noticed this - is something going on?' isn't inherently offensive if you're close; closeness is the key variable - 'just because you care about somebody... they don't know nothing about you.' The son-in-law showing up instead of the daughter signals 'a broken relationship problem': 'we always had a blood talks the blood rule - I'll talk to my parents, you talk to your parents.' The Secular answer: disappointing that the son-in-law came rather than the daughter; weight is a sensitive subject, especially with a medical condition - trust the doctor's care; 'it may be time to close your mouth and turn on your listening ears'; private conversations with your daughter must actually be private.

From No. 602 · Relationship Counseling

Dear LFTP: the birthday-gift pressure

• My friends insist on giving me birthday presents I can't reciprocate. Shouldn't my wishes have been respected since it's my birthday?

Mike reads the first Dear LFTP letter: a part-time worker paying her own health insurance asked friends to skip presents at a triple birthday dinner; they refused, saying she needn't reciprocate. Counsel: her wishes were respected; the conflict is internal pressure — 'at the end of the day it's a pride thing... you're fighting a fact.' The Secular answer: 'please don't feel disrespected by their generosity.' And: if they're friends, have honest conversations; if not, stop calling them that. A kid acting 'zesty in a Walmart' illustrates the same point.

From No. 601 · Humble Faithful Idiot

Dear LFTP: the inclusive dinner and the autistic boy

• How can I stay inclusive when a new family's severely autistic child disrupts my neighborhood movie night?

Mike reads the first Dear LFTP letter: a single woman hosts monthly inclusive neighborhood dinners and movie nights (kids, dogs, a ramp for an elderly neighbor), but a new couple's severely autistic six-year-old screamed, threw food, bit, spit, and hit kids and dogs for an hour, and the parents now offer to alternate staying home — she wants a 'magic wand.' One host suggests sensory strategies (squeezy toys, weighted blankets); Mike says it is not loving to pretend the boy does not have severe autism and that respite care may help the parents; another host argues for serving people in their uniqueness (the St. Paul's Cathedral elevator analogy) — the appearance of inclusion is not service if nobody enjoyed themselves. The Secular answer: no magic wand; invite the family on a separate evening without other children and pets at risk.

From No. 600 · Rage The Elephant